4 consecutive no-nos? Get Schuster in rotation

How’s this for a resume item to make the Padres this spring:

Patrick Schuster – “While at Mitchell High School in New Port Richey, Fla., I threw four consecutive no-hitters.”

Hired!

For a team who hasn’t thrown a no-no in 45 years, this guy HAS to make the roster. So far this spring, he’s given up 6 hits in 3 innings of work, so he’s got a long way to go.

But, make him a starter. Quickly!

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